Welcome to day one of NaBloPoMo . (That Yoda button is for you Marilyn.) I think an event as auspicious as this needs it's own theme song. So I wrote one. It's to the tune of Turn, Turn, Turn, by the Byrds (link has sound).
Everybody sing along! Don't worry that your co-workers will think you're weird, they already do!
Post, Post, Post
On everything (post, post, post)
Come this November (post, post, post)
And a post for every topic, under heaven
A post on the Pilgrims' persecution,
Soaking your contacts in saline solution,
Why your joining the green revolution,
or confessing you're really a Lilliputian
To everything (post, post, post)
Come this November (post, post, post)
And a time for every topic, under heaven
When you're uncle got drunk at your wedding,
and he threw up the veal with the breading,
passed out on his table setting.
How you vividly imagined his beheading.
On everything (post, post, post)
Come this November (post, post, post)
And a post for every topic, under heaven
Or write a poem of lament
on how all your money you've spent,
and now you can't pay your rent.
You're moving into a circus tent
On everything (post, post, post)
Come this November (post, post, post)
And a post for every topic, under heaven
A post on that sweater you're knitting,
A post on the job you are quitting,
Or how your angst is unremitting,
Come on and post now, I swear its not too late.

Ha! That was great. I'm so absolutely thrilled to be reading and commenting and NOT posting every day this month, I can't tell you. But I'll be around to support the troops. December will be a sad, lonely month in blogland, I bet.
Posted by: marian | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 10:56 AM
I give that post a standing ovation!
Posted by: Amanda | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 12:40 PM
And THAT'S why I love you.
Posted by: Meg | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 01:52 PM
Awesome, Sheryl. I'm so on the fence if I want to participate or not. Of course, I hate to be left out ... :)
Posted by: Kris | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 02:48 PM
haha! you're a hoot. :)
Posted by: lizardek | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 04:42 PM
Reminded me of MAD magazine's sing-alongs. Funny and U are linked too!
Posted by: MICHAEL MANNING | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 04:54 PM
That is soooo good! Love it! I think I am going to have point everyone in your direction in my next post...
Posted by: boogiemum | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 06:05 PM
Giggle. I love it!
Posted by: Daisy | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 07:06 PM
How much do I love the reworking of the Byrds lyrics?? MUCH. And the Yoda logo...I'd expect nothing less of you, my dear. :)
Posted by: Marilyn | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 09:47 PM
Am I the ONLY one who is pissed that I have that song stuck in my head now?
Apparently, yes.
It's going to be a long month. But fun! Fun. Lots of fun.
Posted by: Susan | Wednesday, November 01, 2006 at 10:06 PM
You are terribly hilarious. Great job! November is going to be a great month whatwith all the reading opportunities. And Thanksgiving, well, we can't forget about the lure of dressing and sweet potato casserole.
Posted by: Sam | Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 08:04 AM
This totally cracked me up! Glad to see that I'm not alone in this NaBloPoMo madness. Day 2 and I am thinking, "What have I gotten myself into?" I'll come back to your little ditty for inspiration!
Posted by: Glennia | Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 10:01 AM
That song is bound for #1 on the charts. Hysterical.
Posted by: Jonathon | Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 12:23 PM
AWESOME! I love that song and now you've given me just one more reason to adore it. Hmm, they do have the Byrds version at karaoke. I wonder how your lyrics would go over. I might have to try it.
Posted by: DM | Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 01:23 PM
I love this :-)
Posted by: Alyssa | Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 05:08 PM
*cackle* OMG that was gorgeous!
Ever thought of getting a few friends together and recording that to the karaoke music? I bet you could get it to be the offocial theme song! LOL *wipes tears of laughter from her eyes*
That was priceless, thanks!
Posted by: Whimspiration | Friday, November 17, 2006 at 05:19 AM